Doc Coulton

&nbsp Who is he!?!

how do i change text colour??????

i dunno man i think its in htlm editer

i think my htlm editre is broken because whenever i try to use it it just shows all this gobbledygook text which makes no sense instead of draggy dorp.

lmao dude just copy from the fourms watch this [color="white"]***your texts here***[/color] delet the ***your texts here***

HE IS THE SEXIEST CHARACTER <3 BUT I DID NOT IMAGINE THAT HIS FACE WOULD BE AT THAT ANGLE UNTIL

Doc Coulton Is
The nigh-omnipotent first guardian of trolternia.

Unlike more mundane instances of Doc Scratch, Doc Coulton suffers from clinical depression and is a recovering alcoholic. This is primarily due to the stupidity of the universe in which he was spawned, the incessant onslaught of Jpeg Compression and indexing compression, and the meagre place he presumably occupies within the plan of "His Master", who is most certainly not already here.

He dwells in the GREEN MOON which orbits trolternia, which is only accessible through his INVERTED PROTAGONISTAL DOOMTOWER. An immense green structure which connects trolternia to its moon.

He is the leader of The Salyer, who he created when drunk.

RELATIONSHIPS
He seems to have some kind of relationship with the reader "orangeaipom", but the nature of said relationship is not yet known.

He doesn't seem to like The Author much either, but then he practically hates everyone.