SFBR

The H.M.S. Super Fucking Bullshit Robot was the pride and joy of the Trolternian Empire. With the power to anihilate entire solar systems in seconds, the capacity to deliver millions of troops to virtually anywhere in the cosmos, and captined by a Trol so hungry for conquest that his assignment to the position was a universal inevitability, the SFBR was charged with only the most critical military tasks.

It was completely destroyed in a battle with Fuck You Troll, leaving almost no survivors.

Acomplishments:

 * After being sent to hell, SFBR gained sentience and eventually defeated Rudolph Hitler in a Batel Royale (Busniness mode).