Anger Crabman

Anger Crabman (calypsoGeriatric) is the oldest Trol in all of recorded history. He is completely incompetant at basically everything. Even Doc Coulton thinks he's boring.

Notable Achievments:

 * Fuck all

Relationships:

 * His only living friend is coelacanthCruller.


 * The only other person he has spoken with over the entire story came to his house later to rob him. (Eventually, as more and more thing started happening in the story, this stopped being true.)
 * He apparently has laser eyes or some shit