Tiny Tinkle Le Jehovette Von Boners

Write the first paragraphTiny Tinkle  of your page here. Le Von Jehovette Boners, born on the first new green moon of the 7187th solar sweep, had a troubled childhood. Shortly after she was born, her mother developed breast cancer. The Tiny Von Boners Jehovettes did their best to provide a safe environment for young Tiny Tinkle, but when the conscription militia came for Adam Tinkle Le Jehovette Von Boners, Sarah Boners Von Jehovette Le Tinkle had difficulty juggling hospitals, daycare, and work at Kroger's. Eventually, she dropped the job and signed Tiny over to her brother, Turtle Jesus. Tiny Tinkle went to live with him, but he still took her to see her mother on occasion. In her later years, Sarah had taken to philosophy, and tried to pass on some of her enlightenment to her only surviving daughter (Rebecca, Hiram, Abel, Cain, Enoch, Irad, Meujael, Methushael, Lamech, Adah, Zillah, Adah, Jabal, Tubalcain, Seth, Enosh, Kenan, Jared, Noah, Shem, Ham, Japheth, etc. perished at sea).She finally succumbed to the disease when Tiny Tinkle was about two sweeps of age. Turtle Jesus took the loss hard, and grew emotionally distant (though he was still as wise and caring as always), while his neice seems to have repressed most memories of mom's final perigrees.

On those hospital visits, Tinkle also got acquainted with the atmosphere of modern medicine, and took a liking to it. Some of the surgeons let her watch them work, and in time even held her hand to show her some basic kinds of incisions. Later in life, she'd spend hours poring through medical journals - and couldn't remember what precipitated that interest. She also has difficulty remembering much about her mother, who died when she was very young and I can't remember.

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That, autoglassmasterclass, I will not allow. I have taken the liberty of rendering that memo in a less extravagant manner, which will hopefully serve as a lesson in taste.

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You both then proceed to have one of the worst lesbian cybersex-offs in the history of paradox space.

This was a triumph.

In Trol Seasson
After introduction, Tiny Tinkle broke out of her room and ran to her job at Kroger's. She found a dog carcass in aisle five, a foreign paperclip, and an ant crawling across her desk (which drowned in her selective serotonin reuptake reservoir). She talked to her friend, Vashta Nerada, who soon joined her at Kroger's. Dragonhorce attacked though, and there was a jpeg storm at some point. Turtle Jesus was there too. Also some ruins for some reason??

Later, Tiny Tinkle was on Cockblocked, and killed the chicken with her psychic powers. She has those. She flew away or something like LtFish who also rode that chicken, but fuck if I know. Is her uncle her lusus? yeah.

Later, Tiny Tinkle starts talking to Steven Moffat and Desmond Leroy for a while, and gets into some kind of space ship or something. I think there was a giraffe. Then Desmond picked up a car with his head and spiked into the ground. I think I suggested that. Then IW and Desmond and Baxx I think got captured and ended up in Boneco. Desmond became a radio or something for some reason and started talking to Tinkle again. She decided to go into cyberspace and started "hacking" an R2D2 robot. Meanwhile outside the window, the Cult of Bear held a meeting. And that's where we are right now.