Baxx "Dapper" Swain The Third

Baxx Swain III, son of Baxx Swain II also known as calculusAquafer, is a trol with a deep passion for exploration, archeology, and math. he's also a huge nerd and gets bullie by Fuck You Troll, who camped outside his house all night once and threw ovules squeezed from a cluckbeast at the windows.

Achievements

 * He flew to natcholand, but it was empty because everyone was watching boners.
 * he has the single best theme ever: http://tindeck.com/listen/vqqi
 * He defeated Baron Von Wasteland in a economics-off refereed by Dumbledore. During this, he symbolically overcame his fear of Fuck You Troll.

Relationshipping:

 * He seems to be somewhat of a rival to Fuck You Troll, who has gone out of his way to annoy him and kill his . . . . . ..

FIRENDS AND FAMILY

 * His dad, Gherkin Hoosier, is an accomplished adventurer
 * He's also friends with the staff of Joe's Donuts, particularly Joe. Joe died.